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Sunday, May 14, 2006

HEADLINES: Read em and weep!

In case you haven’t visited DogSpunk before, this is a little segment we like to call Headlines. What we do is collect random news stories and then tell you what to think...just like the real media! The difference is we make it funny. So, what are you waiting for? Read on...

George Dubya Says Catching Fish His Greatest Accomplishment


President George W Bush has revealed to a German newspaper his best moment since he took office in 2001.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5lb (3.4kg) perch in my lake," he told Bild am Sonntag.

Sadly, he’s right. Catching a fish, which was artificially stocked in his man-made lake, probably WAS his greatest accomplishment.

Reggie Bush Begins Life in New Orleans

By JASON KB, DogSpunk Sports Reporter

Highly touted USC running back, Reggie Bush, attended his first minicamp with the New Orleans Saints this weekend.

Bush, who was the second overall pick in this year’s NFL Draft, seemed very happy in his new surroundings:

"The way the city has embraced me, welcomed me, has been crazy," Bush said. "I'm so excited to be here."

This marks the first time in a while that residents of New Orleans were glad to find out anyone named Bush was in town.

McCain Makes Stop at Falwell's University


LYNCHBURG, Va. - Sen. John McCain, looking to heal a rift with the religious conservatives who undermined his 2000 White House bid, told students graduating at the Rev. Jerry Falwell's university Saturday that Americans have a right to disagree on issues but should maintain respect for each other.

McCain's address made no direct mention of the political divide that separated McCain and Falwell after the Baptist preacher opposed his campaign for the GOP nomination in 2000 and supported George W. Bush. At the time, McCain labeled Falwell and others on the right and the left as "agents of intolerance."

Anyone else remember when McCain was a respected political figure? He has gone, in the span of 6 years, from a straight talking member of Congress to a guy who just kisses the ass of anyone he thinks can get him elected President. Hell, I can almost hear the slupring sounds from here.

Read more here:

Reggie Bush Picked 2nd By Saints

Reggie Bush Attends First Minicamp

Bush’s Fish Story

Bush Reveals Greatest Accomplishment

McCain Attends Falwell’s University

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